Key: D
Introduction: D7 G7 D7 G7
D7 G7
Judith, come and get your apples
D7 G7
Don't expect not to be scratched
C C7
Let them ferment in your hotbed
F A7
Looks to me like your pilchards've hatched
D7 G7 D7 G7
You said Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's a mystic trip
D7 G7 D7
Hey, hey, hey, hey, why don't you try it?
D7 G7
Trevor, come and shave your playmates
D7 G7
The bells are slowing down, the sacrifice is due
C C7
Do you have to take the choice between a single line and a thin line of a
F A7
Wrinkled finger, well, you wouldn't know which part of the body it would suit you
D7 G7 D7 G7
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's a mystic trip
D7 G7 D7
Hey, hey, hey, hey, why don't you try it?
D7 G7
Janice, don't go and squat in the nettles
D7 G7
Last week three people came in to be dignified and they all got stung
C C7
Lucy put a bean in her nostril, and
F A7
Mr. Watkins said Well, where there's a barrel, there's a bung
D7 G7 D7 G7
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's a mystic trip
D7 G7 D7
Hey, hey, hey, hey, why don't you try it?
D7 G7 D7 G7
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's a mystic trip
D7 G7 D7
Hey, hey, hey, hey, why don't you try it?
D7 D5
Try it? Try it?