Key: C
Introduction: E E/D D D/C C C/G G
G F#E D C G
F G F G F G F G
I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
F G F G F G F G
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
F G F G F G F G
The other foot looks like it won't drop
F G F G F G F G
I had an uncle and he got shot
D C
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
D C
Are you part of this khakistocracy
F G F G F G F G
This ringing in my ears won't stop
F G F G F G F G
I've got a red Japanese tea-pot
F G F G F G F G
I've got a pen but I lost the top
F G F G F G F G
I've got so many things you haven't got
D C
This fellow's craft is just not for sharing
D C
He's not an intimate secretary
F G F G F G F G
I've got a rabbit it likes to hop
F G F G F G F G
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
F G F G F G F G
The other foot looks like it won't drop
F G F G F G F G
I had an uncle but he got shot
D C
Then on rubble of skull is monarchy
D C
Down with luck we'll see Ecclesiarchy
D C
Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
D C
He's not an intimate secretary
D C
(This ringing in my ears won't stop) The Ex-archives inspector inquisitor
D C
(I've got a red Japanese tea-pot) The mockery streets master
D C
(I've got a pen but I lost the top) Are you part of this khakistocracy?
D C G
(I've got so many things you haven't got) Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?