Key: Bm
Introduction:
Am C G
I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
D Am
My belly's covered with pizza crust
Am C G
I'm out of shape, fattening up
D Am
I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
C G D
Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa
Am C G
The TV's on, I really hate this show
G D
I can't reach my remote control
Am C
Welcome to my new place, to my new place
G D
Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place
Am C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
G D
I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
Am C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
G D
I'm really inactive, highly inactive
Am C G
My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied
D Am
Always lose my fight with gravity
C G
I rest my bones, and just chillax
Am C G
My nordictrack's collecting dust
D Am
And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
C G D
This is it, the inertia
Am C
I can't get up, this couch is part of me
G D
I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
Am C
Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
G D
I could read my rib cage, here is my age
Am C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
G D
I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
Am C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
G D
I'm really inactive, not very active
Am C G D
Near comatose, no exercise
Am C G D
Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive
Am C
I'm giving up, my energy is shot.
G D
I'm never moving from this spot
Am C
Never move from this place, move from this place
G D
I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
Am C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
G D
I'm really inactive, just so inactive
Am C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
G D
I'm really inactive, not so attractive