Key: C
Introduction: C F C G
C
She don' t like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
F
She looks down her nose at money
C
She gets it on like the easter bunny
G
She' s my baby, I' m her honey
C
I' m never gonna let her go
C
He ain' t got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
F
He ain' t too sharp but he gets things done
C
Drinks his beer like it' s oxygen
G
He' s my baby, and I' m his honey
C
Never gonna let him go
C F
In spite of ourselves
C
We' ll end up a' sittin' on a rainbow
G
Against all odds
C
Honey, we' re the big door prize
F
We' re gonna spite our noses
C
Right off of our faces
C G7
There won' t be nothin' but big old hearts
C
Dancin' in our eyes
C
She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
F
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
C
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
G
She takes a lickin' , and keeps on tickin'
C
I' m never gonna let her go
C
He' s got more balls than a big brass monkey
He' s a wacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
F
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
C
Payday comes and he' s howlin' at the moon
G
He' s my baby, I don' t mean maybe
C
Never gonna let him go
C F
In spite of ourselves,
C
we' ll end up sittin on a rainbow.
G
Against all odds,
C F
honey we' re the big door prize, We' re gonna spite
C
Our noses right off our faces,
G
there won' t be nothing but our big old hearts
C
Dancing in our eyes
C F
In spite of ourselves
C
We' ll end up a' sittin' on a rainbow
G
Against all odds
C
Honey, we' re the big door prize
F
We' re gonna spite our noses
C
Right off of our faces
C G7
There won' t be nothin' but big old hearts
C
Dancin' in our eyes
C G7
There won' t be nothin' but big old hearts
C F C
Dancin' in our eyes