Key: C
Introduction:
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CShe don't like her eggs all runny
G C
CHe ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
G C
We're gonna Fspite our noses
Right off of our Cfaces
G C
CShe thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
G C
CHe's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
G C
Chorus
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts
G C
There won't be nothin' but big old Ghearts