Key: B
Introduction:
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If you really really really really love me
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Then you really really really gotta show me
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Don't whine when I put it in your booty
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Or if I'm up all night playing 'Call of Duty'
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Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
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If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
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Then I'll know that you really really really really really really really love me
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If you really really love me
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If you really truly want to make me feel nice
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Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice
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Let me have the keys to your Mercedes
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Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies
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If I get fat and look like an egg
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Lie to me, tell me I'm in great shape
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Then I'll know that you really really really
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Really really really love me
If you wonder what I did with the rent
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If I have sex with your friend Melanie
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Don't act like it's some kind of felony
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It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity
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It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me
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Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse
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And you get to ride the pony of course
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'Cause I'm really really really really really really
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Really really fond of you too
When you think it's really suckie girl
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If you really really really really love me
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You'd never make me hang out with your family
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Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me
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When I try to borrow money he berates me
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So Molly thinks that I'm too old for you
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'Cause you're nineteen and I'm fifty two
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He can't see that you really really really really really really love me
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You really really really really really really really really love me
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If you really really love me