Key: C
Introduction:
C C7M
If I had wings I'd fly away from here
F C
But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird
G
They'd be like why do you have wings,
C
did your mom have sex with a bird or something
C C7M
If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more
F C
But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more
G
Then I'd wish for all the supermans powers
So I could fly
C
See through all good looking girls taking showers
C
If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart
F C
Cause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart
G
I'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day
C
And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"
C7
I'd be high as fuck
F C
And if I could ask god one question
C7M F
I'd ask him what's the meaning of life
F
And he'd probably answer I could tell you
F
But then I'm gonna have to kill you
C C7M F
And I just say nevermind
F
I'm not that curious
G
So please don't tell me and please don't kill me
C C7M
If I had a million dollars how would I spend them
F C
I think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit
G
And I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride
And be like
C
Get in the backseat and I fuck you from behind
C C7M
If I had wings I fly high in sky
G
But I would be a weird looking half-bird guy
C F
A regular everyday half-bird guy