Key: E
Introduction: E E E7 E7 E F#7+ F7+ E
E E7
I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singin'
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And never play my music again.
E E7
You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a tophat
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And ran out to flag down the wind.
E E7
I'd have to be wierd to grow me a beard
A Am
Just to see what the rednecks would do.
E B7
But I'd have to be crazy plum out of my mind
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To fall out of love with you.
I know I've done wierd things told people I hear'd
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You know I don't intend to
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But should there come a day
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When I say I don't love you
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You can lock me away.
I'd have to be dingie to live in an envelope