Key: A
Introduction:
E E7
She's got ice hockey hair
C#m C
It's instomatic and it has such flair
E E7
And when the puck hits the back of the cage
C#m C
She feels the tingle of a quiet rage
G
She thinks it's tasty
Me think it's hasty
A
Take me to a chorus line
B E
Tell me what to do if it all falls through
Eb E
Won't you point me a direction I can take my shoes
B E
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue
Eb E
I get the impression that we're over due
C#
(I'm on the route of madness)
E E7
And it's coming straight for you
REPEAT INTRO
E E7
Table tennis rules
C#m C
They're so confusing it's not played by fools
E E7
And with my tank filled to the brim
C#m C
You may suggest to me anything
G
Phone me, page me, fax me till I'm silly
A
Answer me today
B E
Tell me what to do if it all falls through
Eb E
Won't you point me a direction I can take my shoes
B E
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue
Eb E
I get the impression that we're over due
C#
You're my autotoilet (?....tenuous, but i think that's what he says!)
E E7
Oh won't you tell me something new
SLOW BIT
G#m C#m
Maybe you think I'm shady
G#m C#m
But I sing your language baby
B E F# F E
Ba da ba baaa ba ba da baaa baaaa baa baaa baaaaaaa
SOLO
E
PLAY SOLO TWICE
B E
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue?
Eb E
I get the impression that we're over due
B E
What did I do to you to make you feel so blue?
Eb E
I get the impression that we're over due
B
What did I do to you?
DRUM ROLL
B E Eb
Now that you're here tell me you're a non believer
E
Oh whoa ho
(Repeat until fade)