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I want a new duck, one that won't try to bite,
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One that won't chew a hole in my socks, one that won't quack all night.
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I want a new duck, one with big webbed feet,
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One that knows how to wash my car and keep his room real neat.
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One that won't raid the ice box, one that'll stay in shape,
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One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape,
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I want a new duck, a mallard I think,
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One that won't make a mess of my house or build a nest in the bathroom sink.
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I want a new duck, one that won't steal my beer,
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One that won't stick his bill in my mail, one that knows the duck stops here.
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One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around,
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One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown,
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And show me how to get down, how to get down, baby. Get it?
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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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Quack, quack, quack, quack,
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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
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I want a new duck, not a swan or a goose,
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Just a drake I can dress real cute, think I'm gonna name him Bruce.
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I want a new duck, not a quail or an owl,
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One that won't molt too much, one that won't smell too fowl.
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One that won't beg for breadcrumbs, hangin' around all day,
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He'd better mind his manners, better do just what I say,
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Or he's gonna be duck pâ té , duck pâ té , yah, yah.
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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
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Quack, quack, quack, quack,
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Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.