Chords
I Wanna Be A Homosexual

Key: C

Introduction:

 B                                                                                                   C#           E 
I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist--
 B                                                                               C#         E 
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man
 B                                                                     C#       E           B 
Mincing ninny, a prancing fairy, merry little queen
 C#                                     B               C#                         B 
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings--
 B                 F#       G#                 E           B 
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
 F#   G#                 E           B 
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
 F#   G#                 E           B 
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
 F#   G#   E 
I wanna be
 B                                                                                                 C#E 
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!---
 B                                                                                                                                     C#E 
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
 B                                                                                   C#           E               B 
So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man
 C#                         B             C#                             E                     B 
A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah!--
Repeat Chorus
 E                     F#                               D#                                                 G# 
Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer
 E                                                             F# 
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
 D#                             G#                       E                             F# 
That makes me wanna drink your beer and be a pansy, and be a homo
 B                                                                                                 C#E 
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass!--
 B                                                                                                                     C#                           B 
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
 B                                                                                           C#                 E             B 
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of sh *t!
 C#                         B                                               C#             E                 B 
Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be   a   queer!