Key: A
Introduction:
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I can't sleep at night and I can't sleep in the day
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It's the TV dinner that's keeping me awake
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the words are crawling in, the words are crawling out
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the words are playing poker on my snout
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the theory of relativity
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finally started to make sense to me now
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and I worry
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because the algebra never impresses me
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turning 'round, it's fascinating in proof
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of you
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I think about you during the commercials
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I try and keep you away
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I think about you during the commercials
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every day
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stuck in my brain
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growing pains
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go to the brain
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except sometimes when jason talks to mike
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and they really communicate
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this doll is just a head in "the brain that wouldn't die"
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on "mystery science theater" last night
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but when I get too drunk and start picturing your face
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I think of all the girls of "melrose place"
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consider all the possibilities
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offered in by new technology
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one million channels
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tv guide says there's a math marathon
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five great math students we should be proud of as americans
I think about you during the commercials...
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all the time
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stuck in my mind
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but when the break
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gets over, I
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wonder why the meat head never
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gets the business and the palm trees bit