Key: G
Introduction:
G Em
Everythings ok cause we?re on vacation
(we spent fourteen hours on that sandcastle!)
G Em
G
(at least we?re not back at our job, which is at a ice cream sandwich factory)
G
We need it, we want it,
C
Vacation, we on it
Em
Surf, beach, Palm, Trees
D
Got, no, wor-,ries
G C Em
Typically I ride a bike by myself, but I?m on vacation,
D
I?m going to ride with someone else, Yeah.
G C
We rented a double bike, two men on a double bike
Em D
I?ve always wondered what a double bike ride feels like.
G C Em D
(I think there?s something in my eye, but it?s ok because)
G C
I?m still on vacation, I left my fashion sense at home.
Em D
It?s time to get our airbrush T-shirts on!
G C
I?m willing to pay anything he wants me to pay
Em D
cause he can make our shirt say anything I want it to say.
G C
Birthday girl, First cousin, Buckwild, Dustin,
Em D
I love dolphins, teen mom, dog person, Steve Jobs.
G C Em D
(uh, you got a little something on your face) I know,
G Em
But it?s still ok, cause I?m on vacation,
(I think he misspelled the word vacation, but that?s cool)
G Em
Everything is great cause I?m on vacation
(making ice cream sandwiches is not as fun as it sounds)
G C
It?s cold up in here, and every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect
Em D(let
(that one?s upside down) (whoops)
G C
On vacay, I spend cake, on figurines and keepsakes,
G
this decorative plate, I?m a use that
C
this sand dollar, I need that
Em
This snow globe, I?m a use that
D
this ink pen, did you see that?
G C Em C
(I can?t see at all, but I?m still on vacation!)
G Em
I don?t eat fudge much in my daily routine
C D
but on vacation I judge fudge and become a Fudge-feed
G Em
I think I love fudge, I think I?m feeling queasy
C D
I think this fudge has been drugged, who would do such a thing?
Me.
G Em
Turns out these ladies are really running this boutique as a
C D
front for an Identity theft ring, and now they?re
G Em
Dragging our limp bodies straight up out of this lobby and into the
C D
Back where they?re gonna steal everything.
G Em
But it?s still ok, cause I?m on vacation,
(right now they?re applying for a car loan as us, good for them)
G Em
Everything is great cause I?m on vacation
G
(our boss is very demanding, we only get like a fifteen minute lunch break)
Em C * D *
G Em
No cash, No Phone, no obvious way to get home,
C D
It?s time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on.
G Em
Selling ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street.
C D
twelve dollars for a dozen, or 50 cent a piece.
G
Don?t question where we got the ice cream from,
Em
just step right up and sample some.
C D
cookies, the nicest, Ice cream, the whitest.
G Em
but I think what?s inside this is a mutated virus,
C D
We might just have unleashed the zombie apocalypse.
beat
G Em
But it?s still ok, cause I?m on vacation,
G Em
Everything is great cause I?m on vacation
(how did zombies get in here? This is a flashback scene!)
G Em
It is still ok, cause I?m on vacation,
(and why are they in this music video at all? This is so cliché.)
G
Everything is great cause I?m on vacay-
(Boss: Hey! Hey! Stupid! And dummy! Your vacation was not approved!