Key: G
Introduction:
G
Well, it's 2:45pm
B C
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G
Can of Red Bull by the bed
B C
Vape isâ??charged,â??Snapchat's read
G B C
What's popping?
G B C
What'sâ??popping?
G
She's beauty, she's grace
B C
She has aâ??profile picture of an anime girl's face
G
Just a single message more
B C A
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord
Pre-Chorus
C
I wanna be the guy
B A
That you fall asleep on call with
C
I'll make you forget
B A
Every guy that came before me
C
'Cause I like you
B A
And you like my attention
C
Let's skip to the good bit
D
Let's consummate our internet connection
G
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
Mom took away my PS4
B C
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
G
I'm not aggressive
B C
I just ooze masculine passion
G
Did you know I've also got depression?
B C
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
G B C A
I thought you could be the one to fix me
Pre-Chorus
C
I wanna be the girl
B A
That you fall asleep on call with
C
Meanwhile I'll
B A
Find other people to talk with
C
'Cause you like me
B A
And I think you're a maniac
C
Let's skip to the good bit
D
Let's completely block all contact
G
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl
G
Mom took away my PS4
B C
I've said it so many times before
G B C
How can I live on if I keep collecting
G
These every little slights and insurrections
B C
Constant pain in every dimension
G
My body weeps
B C A
Disbelief heads suspensions
C
I wanna be the guy
B A
That you find stalking your affections
C
Your social media scoured
B A
You seek police interventions
C
Cause I base my
B A
Ideals on obsessive media
N.c