Key: F
Introduction: F C/E C C7 F C/E C7 F C/E
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I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin out on the line
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I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9
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I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
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Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan
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I'll say it again
verse 2
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I can rub & scrub this old house til it's shinin like a dime
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Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time
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Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
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Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
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I'll say it again
verse 3
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If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well
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If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell
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If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grits
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If it's lovin you're likin, I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits
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I'll say it again
verse 4
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I can stretch! a green black dollar bill from here to kingdom come!
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I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
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I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do
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I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
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I'll say it again