Key:
Introduction:
D
I love you honey but I hate your friends
Gm
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me
G
Oh yeah, I love you honey but I hate those friends
E
That fat cat Frank got a heart of gold
He's got a head of lead, he's young but he acts old
A
That limp wristed two-fisted diplomat
Better draw a map, to see where he's at
E
Around and round when he rambles on
'Bout the latest deal we should be in on
A
We shouldn't give him the time of day
He doesn't give a damn if we sink or swim
D
I love you honey but I hate your friends
Gm
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me
G
Oh yeah, I love you honey but I hate those friends
E
Did some toot, yeah we had a blow
Look man, no holes, real nose
A
When he says hi he really means the moon
He was there long before Armstrong
E
He stays loose, he says, fill her up
For eternal youth from those Swiss docs.
A
He's thirty but he feels like sixteen
Check it out. Yep, hundred sixteen!
D
I love you honey but I hate your friends
Gm
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me
G
Oh yeah, I love you honey but I hate those friends
Gm
I love you honey, let's dance
D
I love you honey but I hate your friends
Gm
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me
G
Oh yeah, I love you honey but I hate those friends
E
Let's see, there's Miss Tique and Miss Informed
General Disaster, Mister Know-it-all
A
Missus A Lot and Private Stock
Corporal punishment 'bout to blow his mind
E
Mister Mark, Miss It Completely,
Miss de Plot, Miss Story,
A
Mister Call, Mister De Gaulle
The aging Mister Martin and that ain't all
D
I love you honey but I hate your friends
Gm
I love you honey but they'll be the end of me
G
Oh yeah, I love you honey but I hate those friends
E
I love you honey but I hate your friends
A
They love your money, but they'll be the end of me, oh yeah
E A
I love you honey but I hate your friends