Key: G
Introduction:
D G A
I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver
D G D
Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
B G
There was the girl on the social page
A D
Lookin' in love and all engaged
G A
We decided she don't take a very good picture
G A D
It may be my family's redneck nature
G A D
Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
G A D
It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
G A
But I don't like her
G A D
She may be an angel who spends all winter
G A D
Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
G A D
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
G
But I really hate her
A D
I'll think of a reason later
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker