Key: G
Introduction:
Em G
If I were you, & I wish that I were you
D C9
All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue
Em G
I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes
D C9
Tie my pantyhose around my neck
G C9 D G C9
I'll be that girl and you would be right over
D G C9 D G C9
If I were a field you would be in clover
D G C9 D G C9
If I were the sun you would be in shadows
D G C9 D Em
And if I had a gun there'd be no tomorrows
G
If you will not have me as myself
D C9 Em
Perhaps as someone else perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing
G
Then even a eunuch won't resist
D C9
The magic of a kiss from such as me
G C9 D G C9
I'll be that girl & you would be right over
D G C9 D G C9
If I were a field you would be in clover
D G C9 D G C9
If I were the sun you would be in shadow
D G C9 D G
And if I had a gun there'd be no tomorrow
G C9 D G
It's time to kick off your shoes learn how to choose sadness
C9 D G C9 G
It's time to throw off those chains addle our brains with madness
C9 D
Cause we got plenty of time to grow old and die
C9 D Em
But when at last your beauty's faded you'll be glad that I have waited for you
Em G
When you're done with being beautiful & young
D C9
When that course is run, then come to me
G C9 D G C9
I'll be that girl - and you would be right over
D G C9 D G C9
If I were a field, you would be in clover
D G C9 D G C9
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
D G C9 D G
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow
C9 D G
There'd be no tomorrow
C9 D G
There'd be no tomorrow
C9 D G
There'd be no tomorrow
C9 D G
There'd be no tomorrow