Key: E
Introduction:
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For every pop tart princess that goes bat shit crazy
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There's a Paula Deen getting a public paddling
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When the wires snap from the back of her neck you know
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The lights don't go out
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For all the testimonial televangelists
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She's got Tammym Faye Baker Eyes
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She's got Tammy Faye Baker Eyes
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Is this another farce? Is the future this frightening?
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I tell you I feel just fine, but you're convinced that I'm dying
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Oh, America's Got Talent to seduce you to reduce yourself
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Oh, America's Got Talent to seduce you to reduce everybody else
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To reduce everybody else
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For every pop tart princess
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That goes batshit crazy