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I Fucked A Fat Girl

Key: E

Introduction:

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Last night I made a big mistake,
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And I drank way too much at this party,
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I downed a pint of Captain Morgan?s,
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Then I chased it with Bacardi,
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Then I had a dozen shots of Jose Cuervo,
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Jaeger, Jim, then Jack,
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Oh, I wish I could take what I did back?
Beat. Beat. Beat.
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I fucked a fat girl,
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Oh yeah, I can't believe I did it,
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It must have been the alcohol,
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That convinced me to hit it,
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I?d never do it sober, no,
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So, this was sorta new,
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But them fat girls, hey,
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They need some lovin? too,
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Well, I swear I should stop drinking after what I did that night,
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I know that I was pretty tanked, but it did not make it right,
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I saw her in the corner, she was standing by the kegs,
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And I smelt her strong aroma, of a turd and scrambled eggs,
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Her shadow looked like that guy in ?Lost?, and she had quadruple chins,
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And her belly button was a hiding place, for her two little brother twins,
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Her waist-size was elastic, and her nipples looked like pancakes,
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And no boys showed up to her yard, ?cause she drank all the milkshakes,
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