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I Felt Like Smashing My Head Through A Clear Glass Window

Key: C

Introduction:

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                                     C#5 
All day long
                           A5 
I felt like
           C#5                                       A5                     G#5 
Smashing my head through a clear glass window
                         C#5 
But instead
                       A5 
I went out
                 C#5                                       A5                 G#5 
And smashed up a phone booth around the corner

 C#                                                   F# 
I never had the chance to choose my own parents
 C#                                               G# 
I never knew why I should be stuck with mine
 C#                                       Bb 
Mommy's always trying not to eat
 G#                                                                           C# 
And Daddy's always smelling like he's pickled in booze

 C#                                                   F 
I never had the chance to choose my own name
 F#                                               D# 
I never knew why I should be stuck with mine
 C#                                                       Bb 
Mommy's always talking about family pride
 G#                                                         C# 
And Daddy's always hiding from his weekend bride
                           C#5 
All day long
                           A5 
I felt like
           C#5                                       A5                     G#5 
Smashing my head through a clear glass window
                         C#5 
But instead
                       A5 
I went out
                 C#5                                       A5                 G#5 
And smashed up a station wagon around the corner

 C#                                           F# 
I looked in the mirror and told myself
 C#                                                     G# 
"At least I don't look like them, at least"
 C#                                                         Bb 
Mommy's like a filmstar in a distorted mirror
 G#                                                               C# 
Daddy's like a guy who lost his stomach in the war
 C#                                                               F 
I went to shake hands with the President in Miami
 F#                                                       D# 
I went to a rock show to see Mick Jagger
 C#                         G#                           Bbm                     F# 
You'll never believe it, the surprise of my life
 D#                                                                                   C# 
They had paint on their faces just like my Mommy

 D#                                                   F#               C# 
Daddy, I'd rather have you dead than crazy
 Bbm                                                         F# 
Trying to talk to them is like eating chicken dinner when you're
   G# 
angry
 Bbm                                                                 F# 
Trying to get their love is like watching ice cream melt when
                 G# 
you're hungry
 Bbm                                                       G# 
They gave me a watch that's guaranteed not to break
                 F#               Bbm               G#             C# 
But my Mommy and Daddy broke up last fall

 D#                                                   F#               C# 
Mommy, I'd rather have you dead than crazy
                           C#5 
All day long
                           A5 
I felt like
           C#5                                       A5                     G#5 
Smashing my head through a clear glass window
                         C#5 
But instead
                       A5 
I went out
                 C#5                             A5                 G#5 
And smashed up a church around the corner