Key: D
Introduction:
D G D A
^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v
(Verse 1)
D G
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county.
A D
And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world.
G A D G
But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man.
D A D
Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl.
Bmin A
G A D
But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around.
G A D
Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take.
(Chorus)
G A D
Cause I can drink any woman pretty.
G A D
Just give me a bottle and a little time.
G A D
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
G A D GA D
but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine.
(Verse 2)
D G
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her.
A D
She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose.
G A D
And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth,
G A D
and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes.
Bmin A
G A D
Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work.
G A D G D
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no.
(Chorus)
G A D
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
G A D
but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine.
D= C
G= F
A= G
Bmin = Amin
It should be easy to transpose the intro to the capoed position. To me it sounds more accurate capoed.