Key: G
Introduction: B D#m G#m E B D#m G#m E
B D#m
Walking to the venue
G#m E
You slipped me your CD
B D#m
Asked me if I'd listen
G#m E
Give you my critique
B D#m G#m E B
I listened to it, but halfway through it I had to quit
D#m G#m E
Your band sounds like shit
B D#m
So, here we go
G#m
Don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B D#m
I should've lied
G#m
But don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B D#m
Walk into the bedroom
G#m E
You were standing there
B D#m
Turn around and smiled at me
G#m E
And said: You just cut your hair
B D#m G#m E B
But then I told you, I thought you looked better before
D#m G#m E
You said: Hope you like sleeping on the floor
B D#m
So, here we go
G#m
Don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B D#m
I should've lied
G#m
But don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B D#m
How 'bout from now on
G#m
You write the script
E
I'll read the lines
B D#m
So, here we go
G#m
Don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
F# E
And now I'm staring at a napkin
F# E
With seven digits that I can't make out
F# E
She wrote it down in purple lipstick
F# E
I shoulda never, I shoulda never opened up
F# E
And maybe it's because I'm Irish
F# E
I just couldn't keep my big mouth shut
F# E
Is that an eight? Is that a zero?
F#
I shoulda never, I shoulda never opened up
B D#m
So, here we go
G#m
Don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B D#m
I should've lied
G#m
But don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B D#m
How 'bout from now on
G#m
You write the script
E
I'll read the lines
B D#m
So, here we go
G#m
Don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
E B D#m G#m
I'm just being honest
E B D#m G#m
I'm just being honest
E B D#m G#m
I'm just being honest
E B D#m G#m
I'm just being honest
E B D#m G#m
I'm just being honest