Key: E
Introduction: Cm G# D# D#/D
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(So of course, you were supposed to call me tonight.)
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You were supposed to call me tonight,
We'd have gone to the cinema,
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We'd have slept together,
Had a nice breakfast together,
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You would have said "I love you,"
In the cutest place on earth,
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I would have waited like a week or two,
But you never tried to reach me, no,
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You were dating that bleached blonde girl,
And if I find her, I swear, I swear,
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I'll kill her, I'll kill her,
She stole my future, she broke my dream,
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I'll kill her, I'll kill her,
She stole my future when she took you away,
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I would have met your friends,
We would have had a drink or two,
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I would have met your dad,
I would have met your mum, she'd have said,
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So we would have had a boy called Tom, and a girl called Susan,
Born in Japan,
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I thought it was a love story,
But you don't want to get involved
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Me neither. I'll kill her,
She stole my future, she broke my dream,
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I'll kill her, I'll kill her,
She stole my future when she took you away,
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She's a bitch you know, all she's got is blondeness,
Not even tenderness, yeah she's clever-less,
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She'll dump your ass for a model called Brendan,
He will pay for a beautiful surgery, because he's full of money,
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I would have waited like a week or two,
But you never tried to reach me, no, no,
Cm G# D# D#/D
You were dating that bleached blonde girl,
And if I find her, I swear, I swear,
Cm G# D# D#/D
(x2) I'll kill her, I'll kill her,
She stole my future, she broke my dream,
Cm G# D# D#/D
I'll kill her, I'll kill her,
She stole my future when she took you away,