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Sorry 'bout your mama, sorry 'bout your pa
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Sorry about the business with your brother-in-law
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Hard cheese about the money man, hard cheese about the stocks
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Hard cheese about you being up to your ears in hock
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Tough luck about your luggage, tough luck about your socks
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Tough luck about the way that the other shoe drops
D
Too bad about your girlfriend, too bad about your wife
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Too bad about the thing you call the rest of your life
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Hey, how'd you get this number man - who do you think you're talking to?
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Now who do you think you are kidding, what do you want me to do?
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How'd you get this number man, please don't make me laugh
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You know you ought to be on TV with a line like that
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I heard about the car rent, I heard about the fail
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I heard about the time you was in jail all night
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I know you don't like trouble and I know you don't like to fight
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I know that you could argue with a fence post all night
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I heard about the lampshade, how you had it on your head
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I heard you told a joke and knocked the whole room dead
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No kidding about the car sir, no kidding about the junk
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No kidding about you being in a deep blue funk
D
Hey, how'd you get this number man - who do you think you're talking to?
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Now who do you think you are kidding, what do you want me to do?
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How'd you get this number, please don't make me laugh
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You ought to be on TV with a line like that
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