Key: Am
Introduction: Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm E
Am Dm G C
You' re a mean one, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
You really are a heel
Am Dm
You' re as cuddly as cactus
G C
You' re as charming as an eel
F
Mister Gr - i - nch
B7 E
You' re a bad banana with a
Am B7
greasy black peel
Am D Am B7 E
(Discordant riffs)
Am Dm G C
You' re a monster, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
Your heart' s an empty hole
Am Dm
Your brain is full of spiders
G C
You' ve got garlic in your soul
F
Mister Gr - i - nch
B7
I wouldn&rsquo t touch you with a...
E Am B7
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
Am Dm Am B7 E
(Discordant riffs)
Am Dm G C
You' re a vile one, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
You have termites in your smile
Am Dm
You have all the tender sweetness of
G C
A seasick crocodile
F
Mister Gr - i - nch
B7
Given the choice between the two of you
Am B7
I' d take the seasick crocodile
Am Dm Am B7 E
(Discordant riffs)
Am Dm G C
You' re a rotter, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
You' re the king of sinful sots
Am Dm
Your heart' s a dead tomato splotched
G C
With moldy purple spots
F
Mister Gr - i - nch
B7
You' re a three-decker
sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
Am B7
With arsenic sauce
Am Dm Am B7 E
(Discordant riffs)
Am Dm G C
You nauseate me, Mister Grinch,
Am B7 E
With a nauseous super "naus"
Am Dm
You' re a crooked jerky jockey
G C
and you drive a crooked horse
F
Mister Gr - i &ndash nch
B7
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
N.C.
Am E
Mangled-up and tangled-up knots
Am Dm Am Dm E
(Discordant riffs)
Am Dm G C
You' re a foul one, Mister Grinch
Am B7 E
You' re a nasty-wasty skunk
Am Dm
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
G C
Your soul is full of gunk
F
Mister Gr - i - nch
B7
The three words that best describe you
N.C.
E Am E
Stink!..., stank!..., stunk!