Chords
How Does a Duck Know Chords

Key: F

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
 F 
      How does a duck know
       C                           F                       Bb 
      what direction south is?
       F                                                 C                                                   F       Bb 
      And how to tell his wife   from all the other ducks?
       D                                                       A 
      You can cut a chicken's head off
       D                                     E                     D                             A 
      but it will keep on running and twitching.
       D                                         E 
      When everything seems planned out
       D                                         E 
      when everything seems nicely planned out
       D                                     A                                                               E 
      well the human race will come and smack your face
       F 
      How come all my body parts
       C                               F                   Bb 
      so nicely fit to gether?
       F                                                 C                                   F         Bb 
      All my organs doing their jobs, no help from me.
       D                                                     A 
  A person pulls a spider's leg out
       D                                     E                   D                                 A 
      to watch it keep on moving and twitching.
       D                                         E 
      When everything seems planned out
       D                                         E 
      when everything seems nicely planned out
       D                                     A                                                               E 
      well the human race will come and smack your face
       Bb7M 
      Satan
       C                     F 
      lives here
                                               A                             Bb   E 
      on grain and earth, rain and air.
       D                                                   A 
      You can put me in and iron lung
       D                                   E                         D                             A 
      and I will keep on breathing and twitching.
       D                                         E 
      When everything seems planned out
       D                                         E 
      when everything seems nicely planned out
       D                                     A                                                               E 
      well the human race will come and smack your face
       D                                   A                                                   E     D 
      You might be dead, but you keep your head.