Chords
How Does a Duck Know Chords

Key: F

Introduction:

F  
        How does a duck know
        C                                    F                              Bb  
        what direction south is?
        F                                                                 C                                                                    F         Bb  
        And how to tell his wife    from all the other ducks?
        D                                                                         A  
        You can cut a chicken's head off
        D                                                 E                            D                                      A  
        but it will keep on running and twitching.
        D                                                      E  
        When everything seems planned out
        D                                                      E  
        when everything seems nicely planned out
        D                                                 A                                                                                    E  
        well the human race will come and smack your face
        F  
        How come all my body parts
        C                                         F                         Bb  
        so nicely fit to gether?
        F                                                                 C                                              F            Bb  
        All my organs doing their jobs, no help from me.
        D                                                                      A  
  A person pulls a spider's leg out
        D                                                 E                         D                                            A  
        to watch it keep on moving and twitching.
        D                                                      E  
        When everything seems planned out
        D                                                      E  
        when everything seems nicely planned out
        D                                                 A                                                                                    E  
        well the human race will come and smack your face
        Bb7+  
        Satan
        C                            F  
        lives here
                                                             A                                      Bb    E  
        on grain and earth, rain and air.
        D                                                                    A  
        You can put me in and iron lung
        D                                              E                                 D                                      A  
        and I will keep on breathing and twitching.
        D                                                      E  
        When everything seems planned out
        D                                                      E  
        when everything seems nicely planned out
        D                                                 A                                                                                    E  
        well the human race will come and smack your face
        D                                              A                                                                    E      D  
        You might be dead, but you keep your head.