Key: D
Introduction:
D
When I woke up this morning
A
Much to my surprise
The sun was going down
D
And I was still alive
I looked into the mirror
A
And according to my eyes
The Martians have invaded
D
It's hopeless
D
I went to see my doctor
A
To ask him what to do
Depending on the
D
I said, "Doc, I'm seeing double
A
And how are both of you?"
No cause for alarm
D
It's hopeless
G
You don't stand a chance
D
It's hopeless
A D
Everybody dance
D
Well, there's paradise and doomsday
A
It depends on which comes first
There's inner peace
D
Through meditation
D
There's optimists and pessimists
A
I don't know which is worse
But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow
D
It's hopeless
G
The solution has been dissolved
D
The crisis has been resolved
A
There's no need to change your plans
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It's a hopeless situation
G
For tomorrow is another day
D
And everything will be okay
A
And by the way
D
It's hopeless, hopeless