Key: A
Introduction: A G D G D G
D G
The closest that I got to smart
D G
When I was walking through the car park
Bm F
My first romance was in full spark
C Am
And in my tonic suit
Eb Em
I took a sneaky route
B Ebm
Past the empty washing lines
A
To the sheds where all the bells would chime
D G
I loved the suits and shiny shoes
D G
The braces that I'd never use
Bm F
And so much more than just a muse
C Am
She was my heart and soul
Eb Em
Like the sausage in a roll
B Ebm
But I couldn't stay out late
A
I'd be flat out on the ropes again
D G
The sun went down on all of that
D G
I folded up the pink cravat
Bm F
Behind the door my pork pie hat
C Am
The Brut back in the box
Eb Em
My eyes towards the gods
B Ebm
But she left me with a void
A
That I filled with brand new corduroys