Key: G
Introduction:
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1. The car won't start, it's falling apart,
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I was late for work and the boss got smart.
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My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose,
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my hair went flat, man I hate that.
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2. Just when I thought things couldn't get worse,
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I realized I forgot my purse.
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With all this stress I must confess,
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this could be worse than PMS.
This job ain't worth the pay, can't wait till the end of the day.
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Hey, Honey I'm on my way, hey! hey! hey!hey!
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Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day,
pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
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rub my feet, gimme something to eat,
fix me up my favorite treat.
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Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me,
I need to relax and watch TV,
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get off the phone give the dog a bone.
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Hey!hey! Honey, I'm home!
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3. I broke a nail opening the mail,
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I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell.
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This job's a pain it's so mundane,
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it sure don't stimulate my brain.
This job ain't worth the pay, can't wait till the end of the day.
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Hey, Honey I'm on my way, hey! hey! hey!hey!
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Hey, hey hey, hey, hey, !
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+ REFRAIN I'm home. That feels much better !