Key: D
Introduction:
B GA B
Repeat with distortion x4
Then clean x4
A B DE
I saw him sitting in a bar
A B DE
Sipping from designer cider
A B DE
I heard him coming in his car
A B DE
Music cranked up, and windows wider
A B DE
Every shop front he goes by
A B DE
Is like a vanity mirror
A B DE
Is there lipstick on your face?
A B DE
Man you??re such a fucking disgrace
F# E B
What the hell is wrong with you?
F# E B
Are you a boy or a girl?
F# E B
Why worry about how you look?
C# E F#
When there's no one stupider in the...
A B DE
I may be wrong but I thought it only
A B DE
Took girls 2 hours to get dressed
A B DE
Whatever happened to manly virtues?
A B DE
Who's he tryin' to impress
A B DE
Worked so long on his physique
A B DE
Gotta have a masochistic streak
A B DE
She's a bimbo, he's a himbo
A B DE
Tryin' hard not to look like a geek
F# E B
What the hell is wrong with you?
F# E B
Are you a boy or a girl?
F# E B
Why worry about how you look?
C# E F#
When there's no one stupider in the world
BAND SOLOS
F# E B
What the hell is wrong with you?
F# E B
Are you a boy or a girl?
F# E B
Why worry about how you look?
C# E F#
When there's no one stupider in the...
INTERLUDE
B GA B
Repeat with distortion x4
Then clean x4 (TRUMPET SOLO)
A B DE
Golden hair and an icy stare
A B DE
Members card in a prestige draw
A B DE
All year tan, a real girl??s man
A B DE
Hanging round in a trendy bar
A B DE
Worked so long on your poses stance
A B DE
Paid a thousand bucks for those Armani pants
A B DE
There's one thing I haven't mentioned yet
A B DE
We're really jealous of the girls he gets
F# E B
What the hell is wrong with you?
F# E B
Are you a boy or a girl?
F# E B
Why worry about how you look?
C# E F#
When there's no one stupider in the...
C# E F#
No one stupider in the...
C# E F# B
No one stupider in the world