Key: G
Introduction:
G Em Bm D G Em F D7
Wi' ma hand on ma heart and ma heart in ma mooth, Wi' arms that could reach oor the sea
G Em Bm C Am D G
Ma feet micht be big, but the insects ur safe, They'll never get stood oan by me
Chorus
G Em Bm D G Em F D7
Hermless, hermless, There's never nae bother fae me
G Em Bm C Am D G
A gang tae the library an tak oot a book, an then a go hame fur ma tea
Verse
G Em Bm D G Em F D7
A save aw the coupons that come wi the soup, an when a huv saved fifty-three
G Em Bm C Am D G
A send awa fifty, put three in the drar, an something gets posted tae me
Chorus
G Em Bm D G Em F D7
Hermless, hermless, there's never nae bother fae me
G Em Bm C Am D G
I dae whit I'm telt an I tidy ma room, an then a come doon fur ma tea
Verse
G Em Bm D G Em F D7
There's ane ur twa pals wha ah could cry my chums, thur canny an meek as can be
G Em Bm C Am D G
There's Tam wi his pigeons an Wul wi his mice, an Robert McLennan an me
Chorus
G Em Bm D G Em F D7
Hermless, hermless, there's never nae bother fae me
G Em Bm C Am D G
A gang tae the library an tak oot a book, an then a go hame fur ma tea
G Em Bm D G Em F D7
Hermless, hermless, there's never nae bother fae me
G Em Bm C Am D G
Naebody'd notice if I wisnae there, if Ah didnae come hame fur ma tea
G Em Bm D G Em F D7
Hermless, hermless, There's never nae bother rae me
G Em Bm C Am D G
Naebody'd notice if I wisnae there, if Ah didnae come hame fur ma tea (Fade)