Key: E
Introduction: E A
F#
Baby, for years you've been saying
B
"Why don't you write me a song?"
E A
And I've been like, "I don't know
F#
'Cause I'm not inspired to write you a song"
B
But last night I decided
E
I'm gonna freakin' do this
A
We've been together for so long
F# B
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song
E A
All about you, about our love
F#
And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of
C#m F#
I've been writing all night
C#m D
And I got it just right, here we go
E A
You talk too much, you never shut up
F# B
Everything I do for you is never enough
E A
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
F# B
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
C#m D#m
I promised you forever but we both know
E A
We're never gonna get along
F# B
You want it, you got it
E
Here's your freakin' song
E A
And all my homies have always said
F#
"What you doing with that girl?
B
She's * * * * * * up in the head"
E A
My mom don't like you, my dad don't too
F#
And my brother says you look like
B
A guy from Who's Scadoo
C#m F#
I'm just keeping it real
C#m D
This is just how I feel, here we go
E A
You talk too much, you never shut up
F# B
Everything I do for you is never enough
E A
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
F# B
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
C#m D#m
I promised you forever but we both know
E A
We're never gonna get along
F# B
You want it, you got it
E
Here's your freakin' song
A
I can't talk or you'll get pissed
E
Used to dream I don't exist
B C#m B
I say, yes, and you say no, like any bitches, gotta go
A
With all the shit that we've been through
E
This is the best that I can do
F# B
Can I still get lucky tonight? Please?
E A
I'm using manners and everything, I uh
F# B
I, I hope you like this song
E
I spent a lot of time on it
A
But I've been spent, oh, there's Erik
F#
Just playin', I didn't really spend a lot of time on this
B
But uh, this is the Chorus
E A
You talk too much, you never shut up
F# B
Everything I do for you is never enough
E A
You snore, you drool, you talk in your sleep
F# B
Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep
C#m D#m
I promised you forever but we both know
E A
We're never gonna get along
F# B
You want it, you got it
E A
Here's your freakin' song
F# B
You want it, you got it
E A
Here's your freakin' song
F# B
You want it, you got it
E A
Here's your freakin' song
Okay, I don't know why this is still going