Key: B
Introduction:
B F# G#m F# E
I hope you've got a health care plan and if you don't I understand
G F#m B
But I got a question for ya', does your hideout have a covered lot?
F# G#m F# E
And here's the hours I'm looking for, a part time shift from noon to four
G F#
But not on Tuesdays cuz that's when I Dungeon Master for my friends
B F# G#m F# E
Do I qualify for this?, Well let me tell you what you've missed
G F#m B
I fired lasers from a sub, one year I blew a whole bridge up
F# G#m F# E
I spent a month up on the moon, raised in rank peon to goon
G F# A
I could've gone much higher, except for the fact my boss was burned a-live
By a man shooting magma from his hands
E B
I saw my job go up in a flame and it's a shame
Chorus
F# A
I'm curious what you pay and I could start today
E B
Have faith in what's inside like Cringer turning in to Battle Cat
F# A
So here I am again and with this leaky pen I summarize my skill set
E G F# B
Realize my path in life is set: I'll always be a henchman
Verse
B F# G#m F# E
You ask me what it is I'd do if I saw someone steal from you
G F#m B
I'd stab him in his back and take it for myself, of course, you see
F# G#m F# E
I know that's what you'd want to hear, so drop a line to Señor Fear
G F#m
Is Dr. Hatred in your Five? He'll eat your bill alive
A
So you better call now before he heads underground
E B
To fight the troglodytes in their cave, he's got a full plate
Chorus
F# A
Is there 401k? And dental would be great
E
Boints disconnect like Voltron, I've got bum knees not lions to stand on
B F# A
So here I am again, I love the feng shui in this den
E
I've worked for Psycho Possum. Compared to his your place is awesome
G F# B
Oh, I'll always be a henchman
Bridge
A
Other guys have weeks vacations
E A E
I work for dudes with lacerations on their faces
A
These people they have aspirations
E
They want to rule a private nation
A E B
When the screws you have are loose, what else you gonna do?
Verse
B F#m G#m
Appreciate your time today, there's not much more to say
Hope I'm what you're looking for though
E
You'll find I'm handy just like Panthro
Chorus
G F#m B
Oh, I'll always be henchman
B G F#m B
Oh oh oh oh oh, I'll always be a henchman
B G F#m B
Oh oh oh this is what I do, I'll always be a henchman
B G F#m B
This is who I am, I'll always be a henchman