Key: C
Introduction:
C G C
verse 1
C G C
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven
F C
Smoking and eating and sex
F C
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you,
D7 G
Will be totally cool in the next
C G C
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast
F E7sus4/B E7
At lunch it's tequila and wine
F C
And the soup served with dinner is made with paint thinner
D G C G
And the morning hereafter feels fine, Oh
verse 2
C G C
Good behaviour will get you to heaven
F C
It's Beulah Land, that's where you're bound
F C
But nobody makes nice up there in paradise
D7 G
When you get up there then you get down
C G C
And the angels have ashtrays in Heaven
F E7sus4/B E7
Saint Peter puffs on a cigar
F C
that's right smoking's allowed, it's what makes all those clouds
D G C G
and you don't have to sit at the bar, Oh
verse 3
C G C
And they eat all day long up in Heaven
F C
And nobody ever gets fat
F C
No not one calorie and the ice cream is free
D7 G
It comes in a pint, quart, or a vat
C G C
And it's just one big orgy in Heaven
F E7sus4/B E7
And nobody ever says "no"
F C
And it's front, sideways, back, and you start to lose track
D G C G
But you don't lose your get up and go, Oh
verse 4
C G C
There'll be lots of drinking in Heaven
F C
Smoking and eating and sex
F C
What you didn't do in this life, bad for you,
D7 G
Will be totally cool in the next
C G C
In Heaven there'll be beer for breakfast
F E7sus4/B E7
At lunch it's sambucca and wine
F C
The gazpacho with dinner is made with paint thinner
D G C G
And the morning hereafter feels fine, Oh