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Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On a Bad Bet

Key: D

Introduction:

difficulty
easy |||||
 Bb         A         C       Dm     C       Dm         C  Dm  Bb                       A           C         Dm 
    Mr. Sandman showing his beam, when he walks into the room the walls lean
       Dm 
in to listen
 Bb         A            Dm                                      C  Dm       Bb           A             C 
    Surf out blank waves, clicking back and forth like old headlights sniffing
 Dm 
bottled you again.
 Bb                   A         C         Dm         C           Dm         C         Bb                       A 
Head like a steel trap, wish I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't,
             C         Dm 
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I don't…
   Bb     A       C   Dm  C  Dm     C           Bb           A       C  Dm 
  Just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness.
             Bb               A       C   Dm     C     Dm   C       Dm   Bb             A               C 
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your
 Dm 
wedding band?
                 Bb             A       C             Dm     C     Dm   C   Dm   Bb 
Does he know the way, does he know the way of the crickets that would
 A                 C       Dm 
convince me to call it a night?
 F           F/E                             Dm                         Bb 
I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am.
               F                 F/E                             Dm         Bb 
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know.
         D5                                 E                     F                                                     G 
The last time you came through, oh darling, I know what you're going through.
         D5                                 E                     F                                             G 
The last time you came through, oh darling, oh darling, oh darling…

 Bb                     A             Dm 
Tempest in a teacup, get unique.
 Bb             A     C       Dm 
Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth
               Bb                     A               C           Dm         C         Dm 
It's a sign,(it's a sign)       It's a sign,(it's a sign)
          Bb                 A           C           Dm 
It's a sign, what if you peaked early.
             Bb               A       C   Dm     C     Dm   C       Dm   Bb             A               C 
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your
 Dm 
wedding band?
                 Bb             A       C             Dm     C     Dm   C   Dm   Bb 
Does he know the way, does he know the way of the crickets that would
 A                 C       Dm 
convince me to call it a night?
 Bb               A           C   Dm     C     Dm   C   Bb           A   C  Dm 
    Does he,   does he know the way to worship our   love?
             Bb               A       C   Dm     C     Dm   C       Dm   Bb             A               C 
(And) Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your
 Dm 
wedding band?
 F           F/E                             Dm                         Bb 
I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am.
               F                 F/E                             Dm               Bb 
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know.
("Turn-Up")
         D5                                 E                     F                                                     G 
The last time you came through, oh darling, I know what you're going through.
         D5                                 E                     F                                             G 
The last time you came through, oh darling, oh darling, oh darling…
 Bb                   A     C     Dm       C                 Dm           C         Bb               A   C       Dm 
    Does your husband know? Does your husband know? Does your husband know
 Dm                     Bb 
Oh oh oh, whoa-oh…
 A   C         Dm       C             Dm       C             Bb               A               C       Dm 
  Does he know? Does he know, does he know? Whoa-ah-ah-ah-ah, oh! oh! oh!
 F           F/E                             Dm                         Bb                             F 
I will never end up like him, behind my back, I already am.
                              F/E                             Dm               Bb 
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know.
                 F                                   F/E 
Oh, the last time you came through,
       Dm                                                   Bb 
Oh darling, I know what you're going through.
         F                               Bb 
The last time you came through,
         Dm                                                 Bb(let 
Oh, darling I know what you're going through.
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