Key: B
Introduction:
F#m D F#m D
Hello, I'm Harry. I've had women I've had germs
F#m D F#m D
They're eerie, wild and wailing and seductive in small doses
D E A D
Only one way, only one way
D E D
Why can't we take a couple of tablets?
DALTERNATING)
Hello, I'm Harry. Did you receive the letter sent?
The cheque enclosed the ngatives?
D E A
Moscow's in Ayrshire, what's the problem?
D Bm
Should I throw my tammy in the ring
E A
And run for President
Ooh, it's farmed out, ooh it's penned in
D Bm
I'm Harry, Hello
A D
Hey I'm Harry, Hello
D E A
You want me, you want me, do I?
F#m D E
Arsenic be judge, gin be jury
D E
The chocolate's watching, the cuckoos are clocking me
A D
They leave me alone in my sulk
Bm E
Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot
D E
I gets larger as she gets nearer
A D E
There's only one way, oh way oh way
A
The rest is just chemistry