Introduction: Em
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Van Gogh and Hemingway, they had it easy
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Though I still have both ears, I too lost my mind (Dachau!)
Em
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Artists seem harnessed to become a part of this
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Heartless camaradarie-less world without wine!
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All gothic authors who toss out their water with hots for the vodka, they will always miss
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Painters and dancers with insecure answers who force themselves to vomit and slice at their wrists!
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Consider if you will, a man or woman, who walk across walkways, along hand in hand
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What if they were born to be romantic, ornery...
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Hopeless and horny and worse than the worst of all those with the curse of the arts?!
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Yes, I confess
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That at best I’m obsessed
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How could love be more true
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Than if you’re crazy too?
Oh… Woah!
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'Cause melody’s a sickness
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Harmony’s a blight, augh!
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Songwriters should not date
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Songwriters should not date
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Songwriters should not date those who songwrite!