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Gravity Is A Bitch

Key: G

Introduction:  G   E7   A   D   G  

difficulty
very easy |||||
 G                                                                                     E7 
You spend your twenties feeling that you're walking on the ceiling
                 A                                 D                 G 
And you party like you're eight feet tall
                 G                                                                 E7 
You say working's for the birds, chasing dreams and miniskirts,
           A                   D                     G 
From here, everything seems small
 G                                                                 E7 
Then thirties come around and you finally feel the ground
                 A                   D                 G 
Look around and maybe start planning
                           G                                                             E7 
For what the future holds and though you're far from old
                 A                               D                 G 
You moisturize and spend less time tanning
               C 
You're hanging over but you're hanging in,
                 G                                                     E7 
You're starting to look like all of your friends
         A 
Conversations turning from rock and roll
       D               G                                         D 
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
         G                                                       E7 
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs,
                 A                                 D                 G 
You got places that you can't even itch
                 G                                                                           E7 
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it,
               A           D       G 
'cause gravity's a bitch

 G                                                       E7 
Forty's kinda boring and you spend your time ignoring
         A                               D               G 
The things you don't see so clear
           G                                                               E7 
Your reflection in the glass is gonna knock you on your ass,
                         A                                 D                 G 
You wonder how the hell'd it get down here
               G                                                       E7 
You're happy in your fifties though things are kind of shifty,
         A                     D                       G 
At sixty you'll find peace of mind

                             A                         D           G 
'cause you're almost at the finish line
               C 
You're hanging over but you're hanging in,
                 G                                                     E7 
You're starting to look like all of your friends
         A 
Conversations turning from rock and roll
       D               G                                         D 
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
         G                                                       E7 
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs,
                 A                                 D                 G 
You got places that you can't even itch
                 G                                                                           E7 
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it,
               A           D       G 
'cause gravity's a bitch
             A           D       G 
Yeah, gravity's a bitch,
                                                           A           D       G 
I'm here to tell you, gravity is a bitch