Key: D
Introduction:
D9 D6(9) D7M(9) D6(9) D9
If you ain't wrong, you're right
B7 B7(9) B7
If it ain't day, it's night
G G/F# E7(9) E7 Gm7
If you ain't sure, you might
G/B A4/7 A7 D
Gotta be this or that
D9 D6(9) D7M(9) D6(9) D9
If it ain't dry, it's wet
B7 B7(9) B7
If you ain't got, you get
G G/F# E7(9) E7 Gm7
If it ain't gross, it's net
G/B A4/7 A7 D
Gotta be this or that.
Bridge
Am7 D7 Am7 D7
If it ain't sis, you can't miss
G Cº G6
It's got to be your brother
E7 B7 E7 Cº
Can't you see it's gotta be
Em7 G/B A4/7 A7
One way or the oth...er
D9 D6(9) D7M(9) D6(9) D9
If it ain't full, it's blank
B7 B7(9) B7
If you don't spend, you bank
G G/F# E7(9) E7 Gm7
If it ain't Dee, it's Frank
G/B A4/7 A7 D
Gotta be this or that