Key: E
Introduction:
Em D Em
Mother, Father, I'm here in the zoo.
D/F# Em D/A Em
I can't come home 'cause I've grown up too soon.
Em D Em
I got my sentence, I got my command.
D/F# Em A
They said they'd make me major if I met all their demands.
G D/F# A
I could be a corp?ral into corp?ral punishment,
G D/F# A
Or the gen?ral manager of a large establishment.
G D/F# A
They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod,
Em D Em
But I never thought they'd put me in the goon squad.
C G D G
They've come to look you over and they're giving you the eye.
Em D Em
Goon squad
C G D G
They want you to come out to play you'd better say goodbye.
Em Em Em Em