Key: C
Introduction:
C#m A7M E
What a beautiful day for a crushing defeat
C#m A7M E
What a stupid waste of sunshine
C#m A7M E
A funeral pace down a favourite street
F#m B A
But I have to come home sometime, I suppose
C#m A7M E
Don?t be hopeful on my behalf
C#m A7ME
I?d like to offer my resignation
C#m A7M E
And strangle myself with a football scarf
F#m B
Or act in self-defenestration
F#m G A
Yeah, I have seen better days
G#mE
The weekend was mine to waste
C#m B A
I had nothing to do and you had nothing to do with me
C#m A7M E
And I try, and I try, and I try your patience
C#m A7M E C#m A7M
How low must your expectations be?
E F#m
Goodness gracious me
B E
Goodness gracious me