Key: C
Introduction: C F C G F C F C G F
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Mary, Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
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All through their high school days
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Both members of the 4H Club
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Both active in the FFA
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After graduation Mary Anne went out
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lookin' for a bright new world
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Wanda looked all around this town
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And all she found was Earl
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Well, it wasn' t two weeks
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After she got married that
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Wanda started gettin' abused
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She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
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And make up to cover a bruise
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Well, she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
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She let the law take it from there
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But Earl walked right through that restraining order
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And put her in intensive care
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Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
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On a red eye midnight flight
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She held Wanda' s hand as they
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Worked out a plan
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And it didn' t take ' em long to decide
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That Earl had to die
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Goodbye Earl
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Those black-eyed peas
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They tasted all right to me Earl
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You' re feelin' weak
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Why don' t you lay down
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And sleep Earl
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Ain' t it dark
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Wrapped up in that tarp Earl
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The cops came by to bring Earl in
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They searched the house
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High and low
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Then they tipped their hats
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And said "thank you ladies, if you hear from him let us know"
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Well, the weeks went by and
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Spring turned to Summer
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And Summer faded into Fall
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And it turns out he was a missing person
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Who nobody missed at all
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So the girls bought some land
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And a roadside stand
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Out on Highway 109
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They sell Tennessee ham
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And strawberry jam
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And they don' t
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Lose any sleep at night ' cause
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Earl had to die
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Goodbye Earl
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We need a break
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Let' s go out to the lake Earl
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We' ll pack a lunch
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And stuff you in the trunk Earl
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Well, is that all right
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Good, let' s go for a ride
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Earl Hey