Key: E
Introduction:
A
give each chord 2 ska upstrokes throughout the whole song
E A B A E A B A
went downtown to a bagel shop run by je-ews
E A B A E A B A
met a pretty girl named sweet tits, so i made my mo-ove
E A B A E A B A
i asked if she wanted to dance and she said "yes"
E A B A E A B
then she turned to me and she said well "eat f * * * ska"
A E A B A E A B A
eat f * * * ska-a
E A B A E A B A
went downtown to the burger king to get a cheese burger
E A B A E A B A
met a pretty girl, and she told me meat was murder
E A B A E A B A
i said if you need your daily protien ingestion
E A B A E A B
then get down on you knees, and eat f * * * ska
A E A B A B A
eat f * * * ska-a
verse 3:keep doing this in the background
E A B A E A B A
went downtown to a bagel shop run by je-ews
E A B A E A B A
met a pretty girl named sweet tits, so i made my mo-ove
E A B A E A B A
i asked if she wanted to dance and she said "yes"
E A B A E A B
then she turned to me and she said well "eat f * * * ska"
A E A B
eat f * * * ska-a
A E A B A B A
eat f * * * ska
A E
eat f * * * ska
let the final E ring