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Gonna Win The Rock Eisteddfod

Key: G

Introduction:

E     A                                         D  
Tripod:    Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,
                        G  
                        Lai lai-lai lai,
                                                        A  
                        Lai lai-lai lai!
                     A                                         D  
                        Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,
                        G  
                        Lai lai-lai lai,
                                                        A  
                        Lai lai-lai lai!
                     D                         Bm  
Scod:         There's a girl,
                        C                                            A  
                        We see each other every day,
                     D                              Bm  
                        But I'm too shy,
                                  C                              A                                      Bm  
                        And I can't even bring myself to say,
                                                                                  Em  
Gatesy:    \"Hello, how are you today?
                                                                                     C  
                        Lovely weather, by the way,
                                                                                                                     A  
                        If I was with you, I'd be happy to pay!\"
Gatesy:    ... Oh for dinner, you know..oh shit!
                     D                      Bm  
Scod:         She's so cute,
                        C                                              A  
                        She's got a little button head.
                     D                                         Bm  
                        And I try to be cool,
                                  C                                 A                                    Bm  
                        But I just cannot seem to follow through.
                                                                                        Em  
Gatesy:    I just can't find a way to,
                                                                                             C  
                        Let her know that I'll be true,
                                                                                  A  
                        So I know what I must do...
                     A                                              D  
Tripod:    I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
                     E                                                      A  
                        That's how I'm gonna win her hand.
                     A                                              D  
                        I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
                                  G                                                                      A  
                        And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man.
                     A                                              D  
                        When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod,
                        E                                              A  
                        She won't leave me on the shelf.
                     A                                              D  
                        I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
                        E                                                                    A  
                        Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself,
                  F#            E              A  
                        With no-one else,
                  F#                      E         A  
                        On stage by myself.
                     D                                      Bm  
Scod:         My dramatic concept,
                                                  C                                         A  
                        Will be a post-apocalyptic nightmare.
                     D                                              Bm  
                        Made of cardboard boxes,
                                  C                                         A  
                        And foil taped to my stack hat.
                                                        Bm  
Tripod:    She'll be impressed!
                                                                                                Em  
Tripod:    And my costume will be the best,
                                                                                                             C  
                        When the curtain rises, I'll be dressed,
                                                                                                             A  
                        In fluoro bike shorts and a fur vest.
                     A                                              D  
                        I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
                     E                                                      A  
                        That's how I'm gonna win her hand.
                     A                                              D  
                        I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
                     G  
                        And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man.
                     A                                              D  
                        When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod,
                        E                                              A  
                        She won't leave me on the shelf.
                     A                                              D  
                        I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
                        E                                                                    G  
                        Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself.
                     C                            G            C                         G  
Y & S:      And as for music, I'll only choose it,
                     F#                                 Bm                    F#                         Bm  
                        If it's got a serious environmental message.
                                     C                                                                              G  
Gatesy:    I'll start with \"Hungry... like the wolf\",
                                  D                                                         A  
Tripod:    And then, \"It's Raining... Men\".
                     D                         Bm  
Scod:         I hope it works,
                             C                                            A  
                        I hope she falls in love with me.
                     D                         Bm  
                        My backup plan,
                                        C                                              A                         Bm  
                        Is to leave these rookie amateurs behind.
                                                                                          Em  
                        And I'll really blow her mind,
                                                                                                        C  
Tripod:    And I'll build my Jazz Ballet rep,
                                                                                          A  
                        I'll go the logical next step...
                     A                                              D  
                        I'm gonna win the Eurovision,
                     E                                    A  
                        Be a star and make her see.
                     A                                 D  
                        Singing in a foreign language,
                     G  
Yon:            (Operatic) Maybe then she'll understand me.
                     A                                              D  
Tripod:    When I've won the Eurovision,
                        E                                              A  
                        She won't leave me on the shelf.
                     A                                              D  
                        I'm gonna win the Eurovision,
                     E (stop)                                                            A
                     F#                      E         A  
                        Row boats by myself,
                     F#                    E         A  
                        See-saws by myself,
                                                     F#                      E         A  
                          Eating two ice-creams by myself...