Chords
Golden Blunders

Key: F

Introduction:

 F           C                               Dm                         C             Bb 
Golden blunders come in pairs, they're very unaware
                     F                                       Gm     Eb 
What they know is what they've seen
 F   C                         Dm             C                                   Bb 
Education wasn't fun, but now that school is done
               F                                 Gm                     C 
Higher learning's just begun, hey hey hey
 Bb                     F                           C                 F 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time
 Bb                     F                   C               F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever
 Bb                     F                   C                   F 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time
 Bb                     F                                   C                                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never
 F       C                                     Dm               C                               Bb 
Disappointment breeds contempt, it makes you feel inept
             F                                     Gm           Eb 
Never thought you'd feel alone at home
 F             C                       Dm                             C                             Bb 
His and hers forever more, throw your freedom out the door
                       F                                   Gm                     C 
Before you find out what it's for, hey hey hey
 Bb                     F                           C                 F 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time
 Bb                     F                   C               F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever
 Bb                     F                   C                   F 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time
 Bb                     F                                   C                                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never

 D                                               G 
Four weeks seemed like a long time then
         D                                         G 
But nine months is longer now
         D                                 G 
But even if you never speak again
               D                               F                   E7   Eb   D 
You've already made the wedding vow
 Bb                     F                           C                 F                   Bb 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy)
 Bb                     F                   C               F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever
 Bb                     F                   C                   F                     Bb 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl)
 Bb                     F                                   C                                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never
 F       C                               Dm         C                             Bb 
Honeymoons will never start, bonds will blow apart
                 F                                 Gm       Eb 
Just as fast as they were made
 F             C                           Dm       C                                 Bb 
Men and women please beware, don't pretend you care
                 F                                       Gm                     C 
Nothing lasts when nothing's there, ah ha ha
 Bb                     F                           C                 F                   Bb 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy)
 Bb                     F                   C               F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever
 Bb                     F                   C                   F                     Bb 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl)
 Bb                     F                                   C                                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never
 Bb                     F                           C                 F                   Bb 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy)
 Bb                     F                   C               F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever
 Bb                     F                   C                   F                     Bb 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl)
 Bb                     F                                   C                                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never
 Bb                     F                           C                 F                   Bb 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time (boy)
 Bb                     F                   C               F 
You're gonna suffer the guilt forever
 Bb                     F                   C                   F                     Bb 
You're gonna get in the way at the wrong time (girl)
 Bb                     F                                   C                                 F 
You're gonna mess up things you thought you would never
 Bb                     F                           C                 F 
You're gonna watch what you say for a long time