Key: D
Introduction:
D A G A G
Get a load of him what a Nature Boy!
D A G A G
Always shaking hands with the unemployed,
D A G A G
He looks like he could shit an asteroid!
A G A G
Jumped up, pumped up,
A G A G
Popping hormone pills,
A GA A G
He's got the biceps, triceps.
A G A G
Got the healthy look that kills.
D
Too bad.
Who's that girl? She's a living Barbie doll!
E
Well, ain't you the glamourpuss!
Look so good it's dangerous.
G
You're less than amorous to me.
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D
So long, glamourpuss, we might meet again
But if I was you, I wouldn't hold my breath 'til then