Key: D
Introduction:
E A
Well, I'm going to the hardware store.
E A
I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer.
E A
Then I'm going to the sporting goods store.
E A
I'm gonna buy you a really heavy baseball bat.
A B
Beat me 'til I'm black and blue
E A
and I'm hangin' by a thread.
B
And I can get back up
A
and we can do it all over again.
Riff