Chords
Ghost Of Corporate Future

Key: C

Introduction:

     C                    G                    F  
A man walks out of his apartment
C         G                                    F  
It is raining, he's got no umbrella
C                      G                         F  
He starts running beneath the awnings
C                      G                    F  
trying to save his suit
C                      G                 F                                                    C         G      F  
Tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but no good
C                      G                    F  
When he gets to the crowded subway platform
          C                    G                            F  
he takes off both of his shoes
          C                    G                              F  
He steps right into somebody's fat loogie
          C                                 G                              F  
And everyone who sees him says "ewwww"
C                            G                                      F  
Everyone who sees him says "ewwww"
C                                                                            F                                                                            C  
But he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of
                             G  
Corporate Future
          C                                                                         F                                                                 C  
The Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get
                                                                F  
Especially when they're wet
                     G  
He also said
C                      G            F  
Imagine you go away
             C                      G                    F  
on a business trip one day
          C                    G                      F  
And when you come back home
             C                                 G  
Your children have grown
                        F  
And you never made your wife moan
F  
And people make you nervous
You'd think the world was ending
          C  
And everybody's features
             F  
Have somehow started blending
And everything is plastic
          C  
And all your food is frozen
        F  
It needs to be defrosted
You'd think the world was ending
                C                                                                                    F  
You'd think the world was ending right now
C                              G                                      F  
Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee
          C                                                    G                         F  
And never ever watch the 10 o'clock news
C                    G                    F                                                 C              G                 F  
Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both
C                 G                    F                                                            C                 G            F  
Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny
        C                    G                 F                                                              C  
It doesn't cost any money and it always grows back
                G                              F  
Hair grows even after you're dead
F  
People are just people
They shouldn't make you nervous
          C  
The world is everlasting
             F  
It's coming and it's going
If you don't toss your plastic
          C  
And if you kiss somebody
             F  
Then both of you'll get practice
F  
The world is everlasting
Put dirtballs in your pockets
             C  
Put dirtballs in your pockets
          F  
And take off both your shoes
Cause people are just people
C                                                                    F  
People are just people like you
F  
People are just people
People are just people
C                                                                    F  
People are just people like you
          G                              C  
The world is everlasting
             F                                      G    C  
It's coming and it's going
          G                              C  
The world is everlasting
             F                                      G  C  
It's coming and it's going
             F                                      G  C  
It's coming and it's going