Key: C
Introduction:
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A man walks out of his apartment
C G F
It is raining, he's got no umbrella
C G F
He starts running beneath the awnings
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trying to save his suit
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Tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but no good
C G F
When he gets to the crowded subway platform
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he takes off both of his shoes
C G F
He steps right into somebody's fat loogie
C G F
And everyone who sees him says "ewwww"
C G F
Everyone who sees him says "ewwww"
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But he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of
G
Corporate Future
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The Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get
F
Especially when they're wet
G
He also said
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Imagine you go away
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on a business trip one day
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And when you come back home
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Your children have grown
F
And you never made your wife moan
F
And people make you nervous
You'd think the world was ending
C
And everybody's features
F
Have somehow started blending
And everything is plastic
C
And all your food is frozen
F
It needs to be defrosted
You'd think the world was ending
C F
You'd think the world was ending right now
C G F
Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee
C G F
And never ever watch the 10 o'clock news
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Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both
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Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny
C G F C
It doesn't cost any money and it always grows back
G F
Hair grows even after you're dead
F
People are just people
They shouldn't make you nervous
C
The world is everlasting
F
It's coming and it's going
If you don't toss your plastic
C
And if you kiss somebody
F
Then both of you'll get practice
F
The world is everlasting
Put dirtballs in your pockets
C
Put dirtballs in your pockets
F
And take off both your shoes
Cause people are just people
C F
People are just people like you
F
People are just people
People are just people
C F
People are just people like you
G C
The world is everlasting
F G C
It's coming and it's going
G C
The world is everlasting
F G C
It's coming and it's going
F G C
It's coming and it's going