Key: C
Introduction:
C F7+ G C2
There is something I need to say...
F7+ G Am
I've been trying to find a way
F
To describe what's inside
C2
I've been trying to hide
F7+ C F7+
C2
There's a time
F7+ G C2
In your path to become a man
F7+ G Am
When you see a bigger plan
F7+
And the road ahead
C
Takes a turn instead
F7+ Bb
Back to where you began
C2
There's moment
F7+ G C2
When a cereal bowl is placed
F7+ G Am
And an arm brushes past a waist
F7+
When the passion inside
C
Lucky Charms collide
F Bb
And I need a sweeter taste
Bb
I NEED MORE
Bb G
I NEED MORE
C
I slept with your mom!
F7+ G C
It never felf so right
F7+ G Am
We did it all through the night
F7+ G4 G7
And in the morning over a Pop-Tart
C
I slept with your mom!
F7+ G C
I couldn't help myself
F7+ G Am
Your mom is so top shelf
Bb7+ F7+
And I can barely control my heart
C2
Just last night
F7+ G C2
I was tied to your old bed
F7+ G Am
I can't recall a word she said
F7+
But I saw then and there
C
Gagged with her underwear
F7+ Bb
A vision in my head
C2
Me and her
F7+ G C2
On a snowy Christmas Day
F7+ G Am
Quickly putting the porn away
F7+
As you rush through the door
C
Presents all on the floor
F7+ Bb
Then I hear you say
Bb7+ G
Daddy, I love you!
C
I slept with your mom!
F7+ G C
And I don't care who knows
F7+ G Am
And we'll be more than bros
F7+ G4 G7
And I can write you into my will
Dm7
Pounding 'til the morning
C2
while she sucks my toes
Am Am/F#
Changing up positions if I get too close
F7+
Givin her the thunder
G
Breaking all kinds of laws
Bb7+
But it's okay
G4 G7
She's past menopause
C
And when I sleep with your mom
F7+ G C
Not just another screw
F7+ G Am7
I'll keep my mind on you
Bb7+ F7+
With each nightly thrill
G
I'll be there for you
C F7+ G
Too
C F7+ G7
A7 D
I slept with your mom
G2 A4 D
It never felt so right
G2 A4 Bm7
We did it all through the night
G2 A4 A
While you were sleeping right next door
D/F#
I slept with your mom!
G2 D/F#
I fuckin' slept with your mom!
G2 A4 A
I slept with your mom!
A7
What are best friends
D
For!